1. I can’t wait to start a family with you ❤️

     
  2. 04:08

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    (Source: just-for-grins)

     
  3. 04:07

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    officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

    officialcrow:

    baylorbeats:

    skrippers:

    bigeisamazing:

    regalasfuck:

    truest shit ive ever read

    bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

    I went for A’s when I cheated.

    who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

    "lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

    (Source: walkinggtall)

     
  4. 04:06

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    wolverhamperton:

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

    wolverhamperton:

    daves-applejuice:

    sextuhsy:

    Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

    (Source: punk-)

     
  5. 04:04

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    lecic-has-a-shovel:

    yungterra:

    There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

    I completely photosynthesize with this

    (Source: yungterra)

     
  6. 04:03

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    faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.
assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.
this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.


homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

If it helps the birds move faster as you get farther in the game…

    faemuses:

    throh:

    this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.

    assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.

    this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

    homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

    If it helps the birds move faster as you get farther in the game…

    (Source: throh-moved)

     
  7. 04:02

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    thelabmagazine:

SoKo interviewed by Milla Jovovich for The Lab Magazine.
Photography by Justin Tyler Close.

    thelabmagazine:

    SoKo interviewed by Milla Jovovich for The Lab Magazine.

    Photography by Justin Tyler Close.

     
  8. 03:59

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  9. 03:59

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    captainobsessed:

rawdi-kun:

Today I got my friends to help me turn the whole class sideways and sit in the chairs like we normally would for April Fools and wait for our teacher to walk in. We also flipped her desk, chair and computer. The faces on the students passing our homeroom were priceless.

I’m not gonna lie, I thought you had somehow magically stapled your desks to the wall and I am the biggest idiot ever

    captainobsessed:

    rawdi-kun:

    Today I got my friends to help me turn the whole class sideways and sit in the chairs like we normally would for April Fools and wait for our teacher to walk in. We also flipped her desk, chair and computer. The faces on the students passing our homeroom were priceless.

    I’m not gonna lie, I thought you had somehow magically stapled your desks to the wall and I am the biggest idiot ever

     
  10. 03:58

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    (Source: wannajoke)

     
  11. I want my ring already

     
  12. 00:52 17th Apr 2014

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    mikaylareid:

Going to dye my hair back to this color, eventually.
I’m just tired of blonde.

    mikaylareid:

    Going to dye my hair back to this color, eventually.

    I’m just tired of blonde.

     
  13. 19:40 15th Apr 2014

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    (Source: jewbandit)

     
  14. 19:40

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  15. 19:39

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    Reblogged from samanthabeeswax

    fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com/